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Dock Sitting
If you have a dock in a beautiful setting that needs sitting upon, then seriously, look no further. You will not find a more lackadaisical team of dock sitters on the entire planet at any price point!
From $99*
*Not incl. taxes, travel, lodging and other incidental fees not necessarily limited to fine dining and/or entertainment and any other frivolous amusements our lawyers may inadvertently cause you to agree to covering in the fine print of the dock sitting agreement.
Soaring Vista
Although this picture has literally nothing to do with any services we may or may not provide, doesn’t it just make you want to get out your checkbook? If so, please, PLEASE get in touch with us right away because we would totally love to take a selfie with somebody who actually still uses checks.
From Practically Free - Yay!
