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tentfootprint.com

Because tents and footprints… right?

Our Services

Dock Sitting

If you have a dock in a beautiful setting that needs sitting upon, then seriously, look no further. You will not find a more lackadaisical team of dock sitters on the entire planet at any price point.

Soaring Vista

Although this picture has literally nothing to do with any services we may or may not provide, doesn’t it just make you want to get out your checkbook? If so, please, PLEASE get in touch with us right away because we would totally love to take a selfie with somebody who actually still uses checks.

Content Creation

Yes, of course we are content creators. Why? Because we say so, dangit. And if you believe us that based on that alone, please send us your deets so we can notify “news”corp that another one of their sheeple has gone off the algo. And learned to read. Shudder.